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Wednesday, 28 October 2015

Alaska Thunderfuck - Christmas Sweater Lyrics

Song : Christmas Sweater
Artist : Alaska Thunderfuck feat. Courtney Act & Willam

Christmas Sweater Lyrics

It's Christmas
Geez, Christmas is terrible

[Willam:]
I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
Dad don't give a s***
and my sisters say whatever
All good, I'm cool
My mom threw the [?] in the inground pool
Somebody something cause I'm underage drinking
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
Woke up, tree sap
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride

And this could be...
(gingerbread tastes like jäger)
The worst Christmas ever
(bitch you don't know a sled)

Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater

[Courtney Act:]
My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic
(go to your room!)
Woke up, rolled out
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out
(Courtney!)
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
Yeah I, nearly died
Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride

[Courtney & Alaska:]
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar
No, no, thats my family Christmas, thats what happened
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?
No...

Everything is better in mt ugly Christmas sweater
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater

[Alaska:]
So, there is this one year,
And it was Christmas,
And my brother got karate patches,
And I really wanted to get karate patches,
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches,
And then I didn't get karate patches

Everything is better in mt ugly Christmas sweater
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter

Everything is better in mt ugly Christmas sweater
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater

[Alaska and Courtney:]
Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it
Fine I'll do it okay ready

Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?

[Willam:]
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!

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