Song : Wildest Dreams Parody
Artist : Bart Baker
Artist : Bart Baker
Wildest Dreams Parody Lyrics
[Taylor:]
My ex-boyfriends all hate me now
They think I was crazy and dicked them around.
I can't stand that they think about me as a bad girlfriend.
So guess I gotta take them out!
How dare they all dump Taylor Swift and not remember me as perfect!
They must pay the price, and I won't rest until they all are dead!
My ex-boyfriends all hate me now
They think I was crazy and dicked them around.
I can't stand that they think about me as a bad girlfriend.
So guess I gotta take them out!
How dare they all dump Taylor Swift and not remember me as perfect!
They must pay the price, and I won't rest until they all are dead!
Hey John remember me?
[John Mayer:]
Sure Taylor we dated before I met Katy.
Sure Taylor we dated before I met Katy.
[Taylor:]
Since our break up made me scream, I'll return the favor
Go to hell John Mayer!
That's right, scream!
Since our break up made me scream, I'll return the favor
Go to hell John Mayer!
That's right, scream!
[John Mayer:]
Aaah! Aaah!
Aaah! Aaah!
[Taylor:]
Rest in Peace!
Haa! Haaaaah!
Rest in Peace!
Haa! Haaaaah!
I invited Joe Jonas to my tent.
Yea, I used to date him
Back when he still had hits.
Yea, I used to date him
Back when he still had hits.
[Joe Jonas:]
It's not my fault my career went to shit.
God, I hate my brother.
It's not my fault my career went to shit.
God, I hate my brother.
[Taylor:]
Well, he's the one with talent!
Well, he's the one with talent!
[Joe Jonas:]
Why would you say something so cruel?
No please stop! What the hell did I do?
Why would you say something so cruel?
No please stop! What the hell did I do?
[Taylor:]
You broke up with me over the phone
and left me all alone.
You broke up with me over the phone
and left me all alone.
Now I am on a plane
Soon I will be killin' one more ex Jake Gyllenhaal.
Soon I will be killin' one more ex Jake Gyllenhaal.
[Jake Gyllenhaal:]
What are you doing Tay?
What are you doing Tay?
[Taylor:]
I'm hitting this button!
Now I'm going to jump. It's my Wildest Dream!
I'm hitting this button!
Now I'm going to jump. It's my Wildest Dream!
[Jake Gyllenhaal:]
No No Noooo!
No No Noooo!
[Taylor:]
That was three. Two to go.
That was three. Two to go.
[Harry Styles:]
Taylor?
Taylor?
[Taylor:]
Hello Harry.
I've come to say Bye Bye cause you're about to die.
Hello Harry.
I've come to say Bye Bye cause you're about to die.
[Harry Styles:]
What? I'm just going to space.
What? I'm just going to space.
[Taylor:]
There's been a change of plans cause I'm killing exes in my Wildest Dreams.
Aaah. Aaaaah.
There's been a change of plans cause I'm killing exes in my Wildest Dreams.
Aaah. Aaaaah.
[Calvin Harris:]
What are you doing Taylor love?
What are you doing Taylor love?
[Taylor:]
I know eventually you will dump me!
I know eventually you will dump me!
[Calvin Harris:]
What no! Oooow!
What no! Oooow!
[Taylor:]
So I might as well kill you now.
Haaa! Haaaaaa!
Die! Die Calvin! Haaa!
You won't dump me Calvin! Not this time! Haaa Haaa!
So I might as well kill you now.
Haaa! Haaaaaa!
Die! Die Calvin! Haaa!
You won't dump me Calvin! Not this time! Haaa Haaa!
[Calvin Harris:]
Taylor! Taylor! You okay? You were saying some strange things while sleeping.
Taylor! Taylor! You okay? You were saying some strange things while sleeping.
[Taylor:]
I was just having a wild dream.
I was just having a wild dream.
[Calvin Harris:]
I could tell.
I could tell.
[Taylor:]
Go back to sleep. Everything's fine.
Goodnight sweetheart. Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs bite. Hee Hee.
Go back to sleep. Everything's fine.
Goodnight sweetheart. Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs bite. Hee Hee.
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